Secret diary of a day-time porn indulger
Pornography – a word which seems to strike fear into the minds of parents, old-school feminists and nuns the world over. Now, I know the ladies and gents who are regular readers of HTC are somewhat an open minded bunch and so I would like to make a confession to you all.
I am a day-time porn indulger.
Be it cheeky morning viewing, before yoga and shower, or afternoon-with-a-cup-of-tea session, I just cannot help myself.
And we aren’t just talking the usual free view 4 minutes on porn.org.uk.com. I like to make myself work for my cheeky bit of afternoon delight. Spend a decent amount of time on the old internet and you can find amazing sites full of the dirty stuff, made by women, for women. No fake tits in sight. Even more amazingly, the women on screen actually enjoying themselves – real orgasms and the works!
Also there is nothing better than settling down with a good old dirty book (and no not THAT book, 35 shades of whatever) I am talking to you about the classic Mills and Boons style filth, and that written by the fair hand of Belle de Jour in The Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl.
I am not a single-lady nursing a severe porn addiction, I’m practically married in relationship length terms, but the man works long hours and well, sometimes a girl just needs some release.
When I recently brought this topic with bunch of lady friends over a bottle of the red stuff, I was amazed with their reaction.
They were shocked!
My response: “Ladies, ladies, ladies, we have discussed pubes, anal and S&M, why the arse-biscuits are you so offended by my day-time lonely lust sessions?”
Their response: “That’s what guys do isn’t it?!”
Come on girls, we are the most sexually open minded generation since the swinging sixties, why should we still be leaving porn indulgence just to teenage boys and middle-aged business men in hotel rooms?
Why can’t we have a cup of tea, a slice of cake and healthy dollop of lady loving? Besides, it’s good for you.
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Not a single one of my friends will admit to watching a bit of naughtiness. Sure, they’ll read 50 shades on the train, but admit to a bit of solo afternoon delight? *Gasp*
It’s such a bizarre taboo. Maybe if the taboo lifted, we’d have even more porn for ladies.
Totally agree – it’s practically what tumblr was invented for, isn’t it?!
My thoughts exactly Emma! Couldn’t believe how uptight my lovely ladies were about even thinking about the idea.
I’d love to see more porn for women – takes a good bit of internet digging to find the good stuff at the minute!
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